Family Reunion Rules

We are serious. We don't want any monkey business from you crazy Cottams.

1. No overflowing the toilet. (Sam!)
   
2. No stealing anyone's bra. (Dad!)
3. No being bucked out of your tube. (Mom!)
   
4. No bucking anyone out of their tube. (Sam!)
5. No riding the bull. (Sam!)
6. No sharing a one man tent. (Adam & Sam!)
   
7. No showing your privates. (Chris!)
   
8. No getting lost. (Adam!)
9. No falling out of bed. (Sam!)
10. No lighting your hair on fire. (Audrey!)
11. No embarrassing behavior that will land you on next time's list. (Jessica!)
    
12. No mooning in public. (Chris!)
    
13. No skiing off the roof. (That goes for all of you!)
14. No shoving insane amounts of brownies in your mouth. (Chris!)
15. No leaving your backpack out in the open for someone to trip on. (Megan!)
16. No tripping over backpacks. (Adam!)
17. No laughing at those who fall down. (Natalie!)
18. No pretending you're blind. (Sam!)
19. No spraying cologne in your eyes. (Adam!)
20. No swearing, no matter how bad it hurts. (Adam!)
21. No checking out anybody's "private property". (Megan!)
    
22. No putting someone elses' property down your pants. (Sam!)
23. No putting dirty diapers under anyone's pillow. (Quinn!)
24. No putting dirty underwear in anyone's hat. (Quinn!)
25. No hitting anyone where it counts. (Chris!)
    
26. And most importantly...Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!

Feel free to add your own...we know you've got 'em!

Can't wait to see all you crazy kids!